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May 21, 1999 CE - You know somebody’s in trouble when they base their apocalyptic theories on Marylin Agee’s calculations. So, Manuel Viloria* was pretty much starting with a deficit, right there. Odder still, Manny’s a Catholic. So, what he’s doing obsessing over a Born Again’s millennial musings is anyone’s guess. He’s gotten a tad defensive since his pined-for prophecy went poofers, and devotes several paragraphs to bitterly dissing anyone who might feel inclined to point his Doomsdud out to him. Still, he hasn’t turned into a complete Grumpy Guss. Helpful fella that he is, Manny offers a section on good, common-sense advice for those left behind after the Rapture, whenever the heck it hits. Things like, pray to God for protection and forgiveness and don’t let anyone embed a bar-code in your forehead. ...